Saturday, 27 January 2018

The LAST Chapter of the Project and Extended Deadline!

Hey everyone! I'm back with a short post! I just wanted to tell some exciting news! ^.^

As you all know, a lot of us AJ bloggers got together and wrote a story about all the bloggers going through portals, trying to get back to one another.

Sadly, around the end, no one posted their chapter on time, no art was drawn and no edits made. So the Project was canceled.

A bunch of my friends and I were talking about how frustrating it was to be SO close to being done the story and how we all worked so hard on it only to have it canceled due to complications.

So! I asked if I could write the last chapter! Everyone agreed it was a good idea and gave me LOADS of inspiration so thank you to all who helped this last chapter get written. You all rock. ^.^

If you want to read the FINAL chapter, head over to the tab called "Journey Through the Portals!" And yes! The story finally has a name! :D

Note: If you see any weird formatting glitches on the story tab, sorry! Blogger loves changing fonts and things without me doing it! DX

Also, since I only got three entries for the Dab Police contest, I will let everyone have until February 3rd to enter! :D

Okay, gotta run!

Peace love ninjas and...

Jam on!!

P.S. OH NO, I FORGOT ARCTIC’S CHAPTER ON THE TAB!!! So sorry! I will add it soon!!!!!

Saturday, 20 January 2018

Stop. The. Dab.

Hey guys! Today is going to be an interesting post because...

Something evil has come to Jamaa.

It's very fat.

And very strange looking.

And.
It.
DABS.



I-I-I can barely look at this horror! THE CRINGE IS SO REAL!!!

You may be confused, so let me start off where it all began...

It all started on Wednesday when I was just going around online when I saw this:



Sarah informed everyone that the Clydesdale horses DAB as their dance. I was so horrified, I sent back a very formal reply on what I think of the FDs (Fat Dabbers):


Ahem. Maybe it was more like a quick rage reply. Heh. XDD

So, since I am part of DanTDM's Dab Police (basically a group of people who hate the dabs and just want it to stop), I will be very busy on AJ, giving charges to dabbers.

But before I do that! I need a Dab Police outfit!


Cuz this outfit won't work! But I will use a red panda because I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH! XD


There we go! This is an outfit everyone can wear! A police hat, pirate sword, ribbon scarf, and glove! And of course, you gotta be a blue animal because Dan loves blue. XD

But this isn't enough!

We need something more...

Much more...


NYEH HEH HEH!!! XD


Yup, that's right! I made a Dab Police masterpiece!

The logo is made by DanTDM so kudos to him! ;D

And now! While I wait for my masterpiece to approve, I shall go out into Jamaa Township and press charges against any dabber I see!


Heh, let's go to Aldan... XD


I literally see NO FDs anywhere!! o.o When new animals come out, everyone has one. Hmm, wonder why hardly anyone has a FD. XD

I'll check one more server...


Again, literally NO FDs!

YAY!!! MAYBE NO ONE WILL EVER USE THE FDS!!!! XD

And that's not all! We gotta get people hyped about the Dab Police so this calls for...

Dab Police Contest!
 
Rules:
-Write short story or poem/draw a picture or edit a picture that has to be with Dab Police! Be sure to make it yourself and be creative!
-No bad words or inappropriate content!
-If you have my email address, send it to me from that.
-If you don't have my email address, put it somewhere I can see it and comment the link!
-Entries will only be accepted from now to the 27th!
 
There will be three winners and each winner will receive the Dab Police masterpiece!! 

Anyway, sorry for this weird, random post, I just really wanted to do it for fun. XD

Have an amazing day and...


. . . Jam on!

Thanks Kara for this amazing signature! ^.^
Comment call: Will you help stop the dab?!
p.s. please don't claim the Dab Police edit as your own. Thank you!

Saturday, 6 January 2018

A Jumble of Photos - Part 3

Helloooo, hellooooo!! *waves*

Ah, feels good to be back at regular AJ posting! The countdown to Christmas was fun and all but I miss doing the regular posts!

So, if you saw the title (which you most likely did, of course), you'll see that I am posting part 3 of A Jumble of Photos! This is just a post stuffed full of random pictures that is funny to read and helps me clear out my files and files and files of pictures. Heh.

Let's just jump into it! :D

Warning! This post contains serious weirdness and craziness! If you are not prepared, do not keep scrolling! Warning!
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Annnnd my rooster likes Thursdays? I mean, I didn't know chickens like certain days. Maybe this person is a chicken whisperer?
 

I'm guessing they meant 'blast' instead of 'blasg' and why don't you like Spanish music blasting? I would danceeeee! XD


I... don't even wanna know what a dragon koala is... o.o
(I feel like I should draw or edit this...) 

 
GUYS, IT'S A NEW ANIMAL COMING TO JAMAA! A ROCK! XD
 
 
Then what are you? An alien? :o
 

*says in announcer voice* Lookie here, folks! A foreign crab was sighted at Jamaa Township! Jammers were frightened by it's terrifying noises: "Clickity clackity!"


Wolves rule like apples? How does an apple rule, is my question.


Ummm... I'm gonna pretend I'm not scared by this... o.O


OOO, I DO, I DO! I'D LOVE TO GET COOKED BY A PIG. XD


Isn't Barney a dinosaur?! IS MY LIFE A LIE?!


I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS ROLEPLAYER SAID THIS.


I wish I was an AJ millionaire...


AHHH, I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A KOALA'S HUGE... paw? claw? talon? hand? SCARY MITT!


Why are all the usernames... what? O.o


What's a humble store? I see so many people do it but... what does it even mean? XD


This grammar much good!


OKAY, THIS IS ACTUALLY AWESOME BECAUSE I LOVE UNDERTALE! XD
Nyeh heh heh heh!!


OH, does this mean this person is a blogger?!! (Cuz on AJ, 'blob' means 'blog!')
Or this person is just a blob of... blob stuff.


Bravo! Great singing! XD


*coughs* Nature freak over here. *coughs*
XDDD
  

Mmmk. XD


GUYS, THIS IS A DRAGON KOALA!!! XD


I don't even wanna know what is going on... o,o


Okay, this was taken back when the echidnas were new and I was scared by littlerollingbean's scary looking pet. Wanting to get a closer look, I tried to look through their pets. But it glitched out and AJ froze up. I refreshed and tried again. It froze again. And again. And again. I feel like it's because they had close to 1,000 pets? I haven't checked to see if this still happens, so you can if you'd like!


I wonder how long it takes to log on with that kind of user name...


And that, my friends, is the reason I didn't go to that party. XD


Me:
I don't know why I find that username so funny! I just... do! XDD


"YAAA" is what all warriors say, my friends.
*calmly watches arctic wolf walk by*
*tackles the wolf's tail* YAAA!!
XDDD


I love that! I wanna be a weirdo muffin!
*jumps around in a muffin costume*
Boom. XD

 
Me:
Yesterday, I just randomly went into a den to explore and the owner says this to me! HOW ROOD!
Me: *walks up to a plushie* I am stealing your plushies.
Me: *gets locked out*


Great user! XD


I know this is from Chicken Smoothie, not AJ, but I just had to post it somewhere! XD Red hoot chilly peeper is fun to say out loud. XD


Yes, I'm the one saying "we smell good." I JOINNED A SMALL PIZZA CLUB/CLAN, OKAY? XDDD And I love how that pig cat wants us to adopt her. XD


Squawk!


A Pokémon has been sighted! XD


For some reason, me and Koolest found this penguin running around wearing a shark head was hilarious. And then saying "gotta go fast?" XD
(They told us it was a meme but I don't really care about memes. XD)


AHHHH, IT'S ZOOM!!!! I HATE ZOOM!!!!!
Wait... Zoom isn't a pink crocodile with a hula skirt and sparkly bow...
Heh. Unless it's a disguise. o.o


Oh yes, you must be Aparri cause you don't look like Aparri and can't even spell his name right. XD


Why does this sign look so odd? o,o


Rare animal club?
*backs away*


I find it odd that the snow around me is pure white and the rest is blue...


HEY, LOOK! I CAN WALK ON THE WALLS!


This tail... looks wrong. o,o


Breaking news! Snakes can slither UNDERNEATH sticky peppermint stuck on the ground!


I don't even own a mannequin... I really hate the glitches with the animals that can go on land and in the water. o.o

Photo credit to Sarahkey8
WHAT?! THERE'S ANOTHER FROSTYBLUSH??


How did everyone get first place except that otter? I mean, I'm not complaining but WHAT?


Uh... I won't even ask...


*looks at Ja and wiggles eyebrows* Does that mean I should stop trusting you? :O
XDD!

The crazy pictures end here! Congrats, you made it!

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Well, I hope you enjoyed all these weird pictures! ^.^ This helped me clear very few of my pictures but that just means I'll do another post like this some other time! XD

Have an amazing day, be sure to smileeeeee today, and...

Jam on!

THANKS, KARA, FOR THIS AWESOME SIGHATURE!
Comment call: Did you enjoy this post? :D
P.S. Heh, sorry I used DanTDM pictures to express myself. XD