You guys: *sits on sofa, reading the newspaper looking very bored* What do you want? *looks up and frowns*
Me: *bounces onto sofa* ALL OF YOUR PRESENTS THAT YOU HAVE FOR ME, HEHE!
You guys: *throws down newspaper and jumps off sofa to avoid getting jumped on* WHAT? Why would we have presents for you?
Me: *slowly stops bouncing* Well, it-it-it's my birthday! *lip trembles*
You guys: Oh.
You guys: *slowly smiles* Well! Good thing we remembered! *reaches behind back and pulls out a gift*
Me: YEYYYYYY!!! *tears it open*
You guys: *smirks*
Me: *looks at gif and stutters* It-it-it-it's...
You guys: It's? *smirks very evilly*
Me: IT'S A WHEELCHAIR AND A CANE AND HEARING AIDS AND PILLS?! WHAT!!
You guys: *cackles* IT'S CUZ YOUR SO OLD NOW, YOU OLD DEER!
Wow. Apparently 15 means I'm old. Thanks, you guys. XD
Anyway, yes, you read right! Today is my birthday! I was born today, November 19th, 15 years ago. Violet told me that that means I'm halfway to 30. 0,O I don't wanna think about that. XD
Last year on my birthday, I posted a really huge, long post filled with a lot of fun info on me. Sadly, I didn't come up with anything as extravagant as last years. But if you want to reread that post, click here! (A lot of that stuff is not accurate now but oh well! Some of it is. :P)
But I still have a special post in mind for today! It's just not gonna be as long and information-y. XD
I call it "Awkward Birthday Situations!" Basically, I will be talking about some possible awkward birthday moments and situations. It’ll make more sense when you keep reading. *rubs hand together* This shall be fun. XD
Awkward Birthday Situations:
1. You wake up and almost forget it's your birthday.
Honestly, it feels like just a normal day! And then something clicks or someone says happy birthday to you and you realize, "Oh yeah! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" This has happened to me at least once. Other times, my first thought when I wake up is, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYY!" (Like today. My first thought was literally that. XD)
2. Someone says "Happy birthday!" and you say "You too!"
Ahem, yup. This happens. It's just a thing to say, right? Like, someone says "Have a good day!" and you say "You too!" Someone says "Good morning!" and your instant reply is "You too!" So it makes sense why you say that.
It's just kind of awkward. XD
3. You feel bored. ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
I hate this when this happens. Like, c'mon! No one should feel bored on your birthday! Being bored is... boring.
4. You feel like telling some random person that it's your birthday cause you're so happy.
Don't tell me you haven't wanted to do this or haven’t actually done this.
5. Everyone's singing happy birthday to you! Uh... what do you do?
This happens to me. Every. Single. Birthday.
Do you sing along with them? Ya know, just sing your own praises and all that.
Do you just sit there like a weirdo and smile as people are all staring at you and singing?
Do you just zone out and wait for it to be over? Just stare at the cake. Like you're really hungry and want the singing to be done so the awkward moment is gone.
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
It's a mystery of life.
6. You get a really awesome present! You love it and everything but... all of a sudden... you can't... smile...
Ahem, yup. It's like, inside, you're freaking out about how awesome it is. But in reality, you're all fake and forcing a smile.
Inside: OH MY GOODNESS. THIS LOOKS AWESOME. I WANTED THIS SO MUCH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Reality: *smiles really fakely and talks weirdly* Oh! This is so... um... uh... cool! Um, yeah, than-thank you! *shoves gift away and grabs another*
Uhm. Yeah. -.-
7. You are so happy, you just wanna scream, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" but then you sound weird...
Uh, yup. I basically did that today. I pretty much almost started singing "Happy birthday to me!" And yeah. I stopped cause I didn't want to sound weirder than I am. XD
Annnnnnnnnnnd that's all I can think of at the moment! Sorry that this post is SO short!
Also! Thanks to all who have given me gifts already or will give gifts! It means so much to me, that'd you would take the time to draw me something or get me something special. You all rock. ;)
Have an amazing day, eat some cake to honor my birthday (XD), and never forget to...
Comment call: Whatcha all doing today? :D